005 – Number 5 Is Alive!!

Greetings and welcome back to Tales Of The Unattested. In this episode our erstwhile heroes discuss a plethora of topics and air a couple of listener confessions. What would it be like in prison? Dan is pretty convinced Oz was a documentary. Caz outshines her sidekick (as usual) with a story of escapism and ill advised marshmallow binge-ing in the back of a lorry at age 3 or 4… the police were scrambled, the marshmallows were not. Plus on the menu we have dune bashing, flights of whiskey and hallucinogenic raindeer piss. So if all madness sounds like your cup of tea you’ve come to the right place. Step into our office and mind your head on the door 🙂

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004 – Blankety Bat… Wang!

In this episode Dan and Caz discuss Reg The Exterminator, Caz is apprehensive about the new Doctor (Who), Dan gets overexcited about Batman’s wang and our heroes spend a loooong time discussing that one. No pun intended. There is also talk of Iron Fist-ing. Basically it’s the dirtiest show we’ve done by far so don’t listen to this one with the kids OK? Good. We’ve sent them to sit in a cold shower and think about what they’ve done, we’re sorry… but not really 😉

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003 – Dude Where’s My Batmobile?

Just when you thought it was safe… here we come again, albeit after a little 17 day break. We’ve been busy OK and we make no apologies for that, but we did miss you… especially you in the red shirt… you know who you are… call us 😉 In this episode we discuss the many inconsistencies of the Marvel movie franchise, sabotaging other people’s motorbikes, how to stop a skateboard with your face, why Batman would never misplace his car and much much more. Enjoy!

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