009 – Christmas Is In The Gutter (AKA Talkin Saucy)

It’s the Unattested Christmas Special 2018!! A big fat jumbo 93min edition. Things get very saucy as our heroes were in the Christmas spirit and started discussing graphic sexual stuff, yep you read that right. So this is NOT for listening to anywhere you’re worried about who will overhear it. This time: Dan tries to impress a computerised vagina with mixed results, Caz tells some shocking stories, our wonderful listeners share some of there best moments of the year and our heroes discuss their own geeky highlights.

Things we reference this time:

Favourite things from 2018:

Dan — Black Panther, Infinity War, Black Klansman (Made Dan blub like a baby) and so much more.
Caz — Ready Player One, Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina and so much more

In our recurring section Weird News Stories Caz Has Seen – Hi-Tech Robot Turns Out To Be Guy In Suit

Best Ever Christmas Presents:

Dan: Tin Can Alley or probably Hungry Hungry Hippos

Caz: OMGYes A masturbation instruction app for women complete with interactive phone floof (raises eyebrows)… and we’ll say no more lol

Random other stuff we mentioned:


Dan recommends: the comedy show Ballers, seriously watch it. Orange Is The New Black, Weeds and GLOW, all by Jenji Kohan.

Caz recommends: Artemis Foul (she loved the book and awaits the film) and also Jonathan Strange And Mr Norrell

As a special Christmas treat and being that this show got pretty dirty. Caz sends a raunchy Christmas photo for you all. Check out this Christmas Cracker!! Phwoar!

A very Merry Christmas indeed!

Disclaimer: This photo was not taken during or after the podcast recording… much to Dan’s disappointment!

Right that’s your lot, so as we say in Liverpool… just do one will ya! But before you do please remember to send us your thoughts, feelings, complaints, confessions or anything else to unattestedpod@gmail.com or use the anonymous form on the website.

Now get out of our shop! ….and please come again 😉