006 – You’re Gonna Need A Rubber Shark

It’s that time again (checks watch) yeah it’s been about 2 weeks so we are back. Much like the “Guerillas Of Soul” (AKA The Commitments) we strike unannounced and then fade back into the night. On this show we discuss: The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina, 3 chickens who escaped and walked into a bar (put you own punchline in there), Mr Robot, whether we would destroy the global financial system given a chance, Ray Donovan, crappy half arsed “immersive” film screenings and a whole lot more. Enjoy it!


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005 – Number 5 Is Alive!!

Greetings and welcome back to Tales Of The Unattested. In this episode our erstwhile heroes discuss a plethora of topics and air a couple of listener confessions. What would it be like in prison? Dan is pretty convinced Oz was a documentary. Caz outshines her sidekick (as usual) with a story of escapism and ill advised marshmallow binge-ing in the back of a lorry at age 3 or 4… the police were scrambled, the marshmallows were not. Plus on the menu we have dune bashing, flights of whiskey and hallucinogenic raindeer piss. So if all madness sounds like your cup of tea you’ve come to the right place. Step into our office and mind your head on the door 🙂


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004 – Blankety Bat… Wang!

In this episode Dan and Caz discuss Reg The Exterminator, Caz is apprehensive about the new Doctor (Who), Dan gets overexcited about Batman’s wang and our heroes spend a loooong time discussing that one. No pun intended. There is also talk of Iron Fist-ing. Basically it’s the dirtiest show we’ve done by far so don’t listen to this one with the kids OK? Good. We’ve sent them to sit in a cold shower and think about what they’ve done, we’re sorry… but not really 😉


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